(in no particular order)
1.
Lionel Shriver*: too relentless
2.
Margaret Atwood: too angsty about not yet winning
the Nobel she deserves
3.
Donna Tartt: too happy living a life without
social media
4.
Zadie Smith: too talented
5.
Roxane Gay: too worried I’m accidentally friends
with her nemesis
6.
Erica Jong: too sexy
7.
Jay McInerney: too tired of talking about my beloved
second person POV
8.
Jon Krakauer: too eager to investigate
9.
Tara Westover: too educated
10. Colson
Whitehead: too many Pulitzers
*Wearing that sombrero didn't help....
NOTE: I'm taking a summer break from writer interviews and am just going to have FUN with this blog for a month or so.