11 Writers Who Would Probably Refuse to Sign My High School Yearbook
Salman Rushdie
Martin Amis
Graham Greene
Robert Lowell
T.S. Eliot
Jonathan Franzen
Cormac McCarthy
Thomas Pynchon
Jean-Paul Sartre
Samuel Beckett
Alice, of Go Ask Alice
11 Writers Who Would Probably Sign My High School Yearbook
with X’s and O’s & Entreaties to “Stay Sweet”
e.e. cummings
Elizabeth Strout
Judy Blume
Jacqueline Susann
George Saunders
Stephen King
Anne Lamott
Walt Whitman
James Baldwin
S.E. Hinton (ok: “stay gold,” not “stay sweet”)
David Sedaris (ok: ironically, but I wouldn’t know that back
then)
1 Writer Who Would Sign My High School Yearbook with
Footnotes that Take Up a Whole Page
David Foster Wallace