Hunter S. Thompson, if he lets you drive
Jack Kerouac, if you’re a man
Laura Ingalls Wilder, if you enjoy a slower pace
Madeleine L’Engle, if you tesseract
John Steinbeck, if it’s California or bust
Joseph Conrad, if you think there’s a chance you won’t want
to return
Geoffrey Chaucer, if you’re fine with a group rate
Robert Frost, though there are miles to go before you’ll
sleep
John Milton, as long as it's not an island
cruise
Flannery O’Connor, if you leave the grandmother and Pitty Sing
at home
NOTE: I'm taking a summer break from writer interviews and am just going to have FUN with this blog for a month or so.